December 2010
15 posts
A Bloody Realization
As I was on my way back from a run in the brisk Bay Area December, I heard a gunshot come from the block my dad lives on. I rounded the corner to see horrified retirees slowly emerging from their condos. I looked up to see blood dripping from the patio of one old man’s 2nd floor apartment. From the murmurs throughout the crowd, I determined that after spending yet another Christmas alone,...
Cross the line if you're young, but you feel like...
FUCK YOU FINALS. FUCK YOU HARD IN THE ASS.
higher education is overrated. i plan on being a one-hit wonder in a sex tape (much more likely to cause success than attempting to pass an english final).